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frankieroshortness: awkwardlyhere182: omfg  OMG DFRHGTKJDFHN
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destroyer: A cargo container that apparently fell from a ship washed up on the Outer Banks of North Carolina on Thursday and spilled thousands of bags of Doritos brand tortilla chips on the beach. People collected the chips, which were apparently still fresh due to their airtight packaging. It was unknown which ship had lost the cargo or to what port it was bound.
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When I’m about to ask my parents something

thatfunnyblog:


and I go up to them like

And they’re like

“WHAT?”

I’m like 

damn nevermind

http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/

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mortson:

neeyo hoy menyoy

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OMFG SNL TONIGHT

I CAN’T FUCKING COPE

WHERE’S THE FUCKING ALCOHOL AT

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  • me: my arm hurts
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: my eyes hurt
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i have a nosebleed
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i have a fever
  • mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
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